Jordan was walking along when he found King Loeren's daughter in need of help. She was hanging on a cliff. He tried to help her, but sadly, she fell. A passerby saw this event take place, and thought he'd just witnessed a murder. He ran to the King to give him the bad news. King Leoren summoned Jordan and ordered him to defeat the great beast Maronites, who had annoyed the kingdom for decades with her guitar, in a guitar battle.
    Jordan accepted, although he didn't own a guitar or know where to find one, and set off to find Maronites. He walked for hundreds of miles and came upon a deserted village. He searched the village for food or supplies but found nothing but shacks and beds, so he slept. He dreampt of the Almighty Yhclbafrio visiting him and giving him an electric guitar and an amp. When he awoke, he found no guitar or amp. He searched all the shacks and in the closet of one he found them. He also found a map with Maronites' lair marked with a big X in blood.
    Jordan set off again, practicing his guitar all the way, ha had made a sleigh to pull the amp on and was surprised at how well it was working. With 62 miles left to travel he hoped he could learn all the notes before he reached the lair.    He was only a couple miles from the lair and he was nearly going deaf from Maronites' playing. When he came upon Her lair he found that it was shaped like a cone to amplify the sound even more. He threw a rock at Maronites to get her to stop playing so they could talk.
    Jordan requested a battle and Maronites, unable to deny a guitar challenge, accepted. They battled for 3 years and finally Maronites missed a G flat. Jordan had won. Maronites, disgusted with herself, never played guitar again.
    Jordan returned to King Leoren and announced his deed accomplished. The King asked for proof and Jordan, expecting he'd need proof, had taken Maronites' guitar and raised it high in the air and everyone cheered. Jordan was the new town hero.